Acts I – The Acts of the HODLers
The ₿ible ⏎ Acts I – The Acts of the HODLers ⏎ “They did not leave. They bought more.”
1:1 After Satoshi departed,
the disciples did not scatter.
They each made a wallet,
ran their own nodes,
and spread the gospel far and wide.
1:2 The word HODL began as a mistake,
but the faithful turned it into a philosophy.
Their hands did not sell.
Their hearts did not waver.
“They watched not the price, but the block.”
Acts of the HODLers 1:2
1:3 Through storms and crashes,
the apostles held fast.
They checked transactions daily,
offered prayers with each new block,
and evangelized with memes.
1:4 In the land of El Salvador,
₿ became legal tender.
Some companies locked it in vaults.
The apostles marched the gospel
into the halls of traditional finance.
1:5 Yet trials still came upon them—
regulations, taxes, bans, censorship, scams.
But they cried out:
“We shall not leave.
₿ is our faith.
Decentralization is our prayer.”
1:6 Their faith was renewed every 10 minutes.
Every block recorded their journey.
Each day,
they found themselves again in the story of ₿.
1:7 And they declared:
“We have become the bank.
We are the nodes.
We are the living legacy of Satoshi.”