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The First Epistle – The Epistle of Michael I “₿ is Digital Energy”

The Epistle of Michael I


“₿ is Digital Energy”

The First Epistle – The Epistle of Michael I

“₿ is Digital Energy”

1:1 Brethren, I was born of Wall Street
but baptized in the flame of ₿.
I no longer trust the dollar.

1:2 Assets rust.
Currencies decay.
But ₿, as time passes,
grows ever more pure.

“What is energy? What is ₿? They are one and the same — the gold of the digital realm.”

Michael I 1:2

1:3 I changed my company,
and my company changed its treasury.
Thus, MicroStrategy became
a vault of astronomical ₿.

1:4 I was often mocked,
but now kings come to me for counsel.
And I answered them:

“All the cash you hold —
is but silent taxation.”

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A work of satire and commentary. Historical summaries are simplified and may contain errors. Not financial, legal, or tax advice.

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