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Gospel IV – The Gospel of Wallets

The ₿ible ⏎ Gospel IV – The Gospel of Wallets ⏎ “Not your keys, Not your coins.”


1:1 They did not go to church,
but created wallets—
and that wallet became their sanctuary of faith.

1:2 They trusted not in banks,
nor leaned on governments,
but placed their freedom
in just 24 sacred words.

1:3 The wallets were many,
but the belief was one.
Hardware, software, paper—
their keys never wavered.

“They signed, and their signature was their faith.”

Wallet Gospel 1:3

1:4 With every transaction
they declared liberty.
They ran nodes
and followed the will of Satoshi,
engraving the command to “verify” into every wallet.

1:5 Some lost their seed.
Some reopened their wallet after ten years.
Some used multisig
to protect one another.

1:6 Inside those wallets
was more than numbers—
there lived conviction.
Their balance was not mere money,
but the fruit of time, patience, and verification.

1:7 Therefore, I say unto you—
“A wallet is not just a tool.
It is the legacy of the believer.
And the key… is your salvation.”

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A work of satire and commentary. Historical summaries are simplified and may contain errors. Not financial, legal, or tax advice.

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