Minor Prophets X – The Evangelism of Laser Eyes
📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets X – The Evangelism of Laser Eyes
“Let your eyes see the charts,
but your heart behold ₿.”
1:1 Laser eyes were the beginning.
On one corner of Twitter,
people began to beam light from their eyes.
That glow was more than an image—
it was a confession of faith
in ₿100,000.
1:2 They cried out:
“We are not leaving.
₿ is inevitable.”
And their eyes shone red,
a fire no scam or bear market could extinguish.
“Many let go in the downturn, but none removed their laser eyes.”
Evangelism of Laser Eyes 1:2
1:3 It was a meme,
a declaration,
a symbol of evangelism on Twitter,
and a badge of collective will.
1:4 People asked:
“What power lies in a mere profile pic?”
But the ₿ maximalists replied:
“Faith sometimes shines
from the eyes before it speaks.”
1:5 Those with laser eyes
feared not the FUD,
nor trembled at 📉 charts.
Instead, they made dip days
festivals of conviction.
1:6 And they vowed:
“Until ₿ hits 100,000,
we shall not remove these beams.”
1:7 Their faith was in their gaze,
their wallets were on-chain,
their light outshined the markets,
and their resolve became silent evangelism.