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Book of Poetry III – Ecclesiastes of ₿

All Is Vanity Under the Chain


1:1 Pumps are vanity,
Decentraland is vanity,
Even NFTs are but a chasing of the wind.

1:2 The world keeps turning.
Charts rise and fall.
Blocks are added—
Yet humans still fall to FOMO.

“Bear markets pass, But human greed is eternal.”

Ecclesiastes 1:2

1:3 I looked upon the chain.
I read the whitepapers.
And I saw the tears of those
Who lost their wallets.

2:1 I said in my heart:
“Gahzua! Just one more time!”
But the pump mocked me,
And the bear market followed close behind.

2:2 I tried Klaytn.
I learned margin.
I staked with hope.
But all my yield vanished into gas fees.

3:1 To everything, there is a season.
To every block, its appointed time:
A time to buy,
A time to back up the wallet,
A time to shout “pump,”
And a time to quietly HODL.

4:1 I saw those who were rugged.
They had no comforter.
The Discord rooms were silent.
The admins had vanished.

5:1 Knowing many coins
Does not make one wise.
But he who guards one ₿
Is a true philosopher.

“Satoshi wrote little, He never tweeted, Yet his design still lives.”

Ecclesiastes 5:1

6:1 Then I understood:

“It’s not about what you hold,
But whose keys you hold.”
That is true ownership.

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