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Book of Poetry I – Psalms of ₿

You Are My Wallet and My Node


Psalm 1

₿ is my self-custody;
I shall not entrust it to another's wallet.
₿ is my Lightning;
My payments shall not be delayed.

“The Lord is my shepherd,
But Satoshi is my protocol.”

Psalm 2

In fear, I still held.
In the dip, I did not sell.
My transaction was mined,
And my faith was confirmed.

Psalm 3

O ₿,
Though Ethereum rises against me,
I did not waver, for I walk with decentralization.
They burn gas—
But I build blocks.

Psalm 4

The NFTs of the wicked were rugged,
Their tokens never listed on Upbit.
But I opened my node,
And sang praise upon it.

Psalm 5

“Not your keys, not your coins,”
So spoke Satoshi.
I have not lost my keys,
For I engraved the twelve words upon my heart.

Psalm 6

Even if ₿ reaches six digits,
I shall not sell.
And should it reach seven,
I shall stack more.

“Wallets are fleeting,
But the blockchain is forever.”

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A work of satire and commentary. Historical summaries are simplified and may contain errors. Not financial, legal, or tax advice.

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