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Minor Prophets I – The Book of Doge


“Such Coin. Much Wow. So Holy.”

1:1 In the beginning, Doge was a joke.
Two developers said,
“Bitcoin is too serious~”
And they forged a chain
With the face of a Shiba Inu.

1:2 The people laughed.
The transactions were fast.
The community was shockingly loyal.
The meme gave birth to more memes,
And Doge multiplied daily.

1:3 Doge did not speak for itself—
Its community shouted for it.
Their voices filled Twitter, Reddit, Telegram,
And a prophetic phrase echoed:
“Such decentralized. Much blockchain. Very wow.”

“He was not serious— and so he survived.”

Doge 1:3

1:4 The world ignored Doge,
Until Elon Musk smiled,
And became its self-proclaimed prophet.
Then, everything changed.

1:5 He cried out:
“Doge to the moon!”
And the price soared.
Doge became the ancestor
Of all other meme coins.

1:6 Shall Doge forever be a meme?
Or can memes carry truth?
The power of Doge
Was not in the code,
But in the meme-born spirit of community.

1:7 And Doge's final message was this:
“Laugh, but avoid the rug.
Play, but hold your own keys.
Meme freely, but lose not your conviction.”

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