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Great Prophets V – Ezekiel of Halving


“Though rewards may fade, faith shall grow.”

1:1 Ezekiel beheld the rhythm of the chain,
A block every ten minutes,
And foresaw that its rewards would be halved over time.

1:2 He proclaimed:

“Satoshi did not stop the supply—
He made it diminish.
Not an endless mine,
But a journey toward scarcity.”

1:3 The first halving, from 50 to 25—
The world paid no mind,
₿ was still in the shadows,
But the faithful mined with CPUs,
Waiting for the light.

1:4 The second halving, from 25 to 12.5—
Bitcoin entered the headlines,
Bubbles rose and crashed,
But the chain did not tremble.

1:5 The third halving, from 12.5 to 6.25—
Rumors of ETFs began to swirl,
Institutions began to listen,
₿ approached the gates of the financial temple.

“The halving is not a day of fear, But a test of the believer’s patience.”

Ezekiel 1:5

1:6 And he saw, in a vision,
The final halving—
Rewards reached zero,
The network ran solely on fees,
₿ was no longer priced in scarcity—
But in belief.

1:7 And people cried out:

“No one will mine anymore!”
But Ezekiel replied:
“The faithful will not stop the chain.
Though the reward shrinks,
Their conviction outweighs the fee.”

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