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The Seventh Epistle – The Epistle of Meme Stewardship


The Seventh Epistle – The Epistle of Meme Stewardship
“A single meme was worth ten books of gospel.”

1:1 I have witnessed the power of memes,
And I remember how one brief image
Moved more hearts
Than a hundred pages of whitepapers.

1:2 “₿ fixes this,”
“HODL,”
“Laser eyes”...
All these phrases
Were the visual expression
Of Satoshi’s teachings.

“A meme was the icon of our age, And a gif was a digital gospel.”

Meme Stewardship 1:2

1:3 Though memes carried no weapons,
They won wars.
On Twitter and Telegram,
They spread the good news of ₿.

1:4 But as their power grew,
So did distortion.
Laughter without conviction
Often clouded the message.

1:5 Therefore, O meme steward,
When you craft your meme,
Embed truth within it.
Let it be shared lightly,
But anchored in sincerity.

1:6 I exhort you—
“Use memes not for mockery,
But as the wrapping of the gospel.”

1:7 Brethren,
Though Satoshi made no memes,
His philosophy birthed thousands,
And through them,
The world was stirred.

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